REASONS WHY LACK OF SLEEP IS BAD FOR ME:

1) Went to go sit on my bed last night to catch my breath... ended up passing out for the whole night.

2) Didn't even say goodnight to the roomies. Sorry roomies, didn't mean to be rude.

3) Slept in awkward position at the head of the bed. Awoke with horrible shooting pains in back and hips.

4) Missed 8am discussion cuz I neglected to set my alarm clock...

REASONS WHY RHETORIC 20 IS AN INTERESTING CLASS:

1) The Smurf dressed up and gave an odd lecture about his neighbor's car getting stolen. *random*

2) Fievel grew a goatee... not bad.

3) Sean finally decides to show up to lecture... the first time since the first day of class. Reason for going to class: to pick up his midterm. But instead of staying for the WHOLE class period, decides to take a 15 minute Top Dog break... geez, what a good student!

4) Man reeking of alcohol wanders into class and causes huge commotion. The Smurf even stopped speaking to watch him. I swear he was gonna punch someone. Was contemplating about how I would throw Sean at him until Scott and Professor Clover ushered him out.

5) My worst midterm garnered me the best grade I have received at Berkeley thus far. (There's irony for ya!)