KERRY ALL THE WAY

At least that's what I think. Despite all the mixed reactions from last night's presidential debate, I got a bit of privileged insider information today from a little birdie in DC that told me Bush's camp of people were NOT happy at all after the debate. Actually, make that all DURING the debate. Everytime Bush said something stupid or ridiculous (basically, every time he spoke), his entire campaign staff standing (or rather, dying) backstage wanted nothing more than to end the debate and drag his sad, pathetic monkey face offstage. Said one campaign staffer, "Can't we just CREATE a terrorist attack here?!" I won't analyze too much... I may scare off people like Alan. (Bad date, ask me or Gabby if you want the full story.) At least I know that we're not too insanely crazy about politics. There are people worse than us... according to Gabby, they are called PAID political analysts.