FINALS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

Disclaimer: This entry is not intended to sound R-rated. I was simply trying to document a very low point to my day.

I really shouldn't be complaining, considering that I have just one paper left, and then I'm done. Maybe my stress isn't with finals, but with everything else that is going on in my life. Either way, I finally take my much-needed shower today. Don't ask how long I've gone without showering... I think my stench was beginning to permeate all the way to Caroline's desk in the bedroom.

Anyway, so the shower... I take a fairly long one, cuz, hey, I needed it. I was practically done and drying off when all of a sudden, I felt all light-headed. My first reaction was "Oh shoot... I'm gonna black out here in the bathroom, hit my head on the faucet, splice open my head and be sent to the emergency room... all while I'm still naked."

I somehow managed to garner up enough strength to make it to the bedroom, and that is where I ended up passing out... yes, still naked. I think I was passed out for over 10 minutes before I finally came to. I still feel very queasy right now and as weak as ever. And with that said, now wiill somebody please write my paper???