(UN)FORGETTABLE QUOTES

I think I had WAY too much fun this weekend... Mudslides, singing like dead cats in the middle of the night, almost dying w/ Elaine in slippers on wet tiles, Gabby falling off the bed, Great Balls of "Ruben," 8 people ... 1 bathroom... fun weekend!

It was a great weekend, but duly hampered by certain events... or rather "quotes."

Someone said something to me the other day, and I know this person didn't mean anything bad by it, but it brings a lot of questions to mind.

Friend: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: [surprised] Uh... no.
Friend: Hmm... I can't imagine you having a boyfriend.

Can't imagine me having a boyfriend... how am I supposed to take that? Is it because I'm too independent of a girl to be w/ someone? Is it because I can't get anyone? What the heck does this mean? Am I doomed to be alone for the rest of my life?!

The second incident happened today when I was walking over to Memorial Glade for the OP get-together. So there I was, carrying all my paperwork stuff and walking briskly cuz I was already horribly late, looking all spiffy and sporty (cuz today was SO hot!) when three hot Abercrombie-looking guys passed by me.

Hot guy: How you doing...
Me: [feeling very flattered and smiles weakly]
Hot guy: ...Shorty...

SHORTY?! Am I that short? As far as I know, this is NOT a term of endearment!!!!!!! Geez, what is wrong with me? I think I shall forever be doomed "girl with clipboard." How un-sexy!!!! There's a wild side to me, I just don't let her come out to play very often... but she does play. Sometimes I wish I could just be a irresponsible, reckless teenager for once without feeling as if I'm going to let down a slew of people. I'm freakin' 19 already... I have less than 5 months before my "teenage years" are over. Yikes!

Tremendous breakthrough today...