Haha. What a CRAZY f.cking birthday weekend! I only turn 21 once, but that doesn't mean the celebration only lasts for a night... try 3 days! It was great! Thanks to everybody that made it special: Caroline, Gabbo, Elaine, Natalia, Teresa, Pabs, Alex, Marky Mark, Caleb, Alfredo, Miguel, Eiji, and Taka. I promise not to forget a single moment of it all.





And now for pure enjoyment... drunken haikus... remember everybody, 5, 7, 5!

Pablo
I wanna go backdoor
So that fudge gots new meaning
Not so innocent

Taka
Everyone sittin'
Chillin' out to the Merlot
My panties are red

Eiji
Miguel is spaced out
The potential is present
He needs to believe

Gabby/Becky/Jude
I am so not drunk
I want more hot wings right now
Who mistook the booze

I like Eiji Fuj
He is super cool always
Eastmont Intermediate!

Caroline/Hillary
The Great Charles Shaw
Poor college students' best friend
Two buck Chuck is gold

Teresa Loves Jamie
Why do guys wear plaid?
Does Old Navy rule the world?
I just live in sweats

Sha Sha Sha Shayna
Miguel is buzzin'
His mohawk is pretty cool
Beer is def' his fave

Happy birthday, J!
You are outside now with Al
Hope you're having fun!

Gooby (The boy cannot spell his own name!)
Gabby cooks chicken
They were robust and spicy
Much like the ladies

And my personal favorite... also a "Gooby" classic.

White walls in this house
Much like me, the WASPy WASP
My name is Gooby

It's okay, Mark, you can be whomever you want to be... Goob, Goobie (Gooby), Goober, Marky Mark, WASPy WASP, or Gruber. Thanks, guys! These were hilare! I'll treasure them forever! You all are VERY talented!!!!

But the most talented of all... Miguel. Thank you for being the first person to ever write something for me! This was the best present ever!

Crazy Fuckin Jamie
To we're gettin' old, product of the 80's
Though I didn't know you 'til we were conversation trading
Schurr High parking lot on the people we were dating
Half how much we loved them and half was player hating
That's where you went from associate to friend
From person who I knew to person I respect
Who had an effect knowledge to contribute and dissect
You are a smart motherfucker, you'll be president-elect
That's when I'll vote and stop being this renegade
And you've always been good to me, refreshing like spiked lemonade
Everyday you demonstrate with this I wish to reciprocate
How much I appreciate your company
With the problems you alleviate
So with much love, that's all I got 'cause I'm too poor
Happy 21st and may you get 60 more.