THINGS WORTH PONDERING...

1) If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

2) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

3) When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in... what happens to the other penny?

4) Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

5) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

6) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7) Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

8) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

9) Why is a wise man and a wise guy mean opposite things?

10) Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

11) If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

12) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

13) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

14) What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Hmm... please answer my questions.