Okay, so I "blogged back" in Gabs' blog and told her that she was "SOOO RANDOM," but honestly, I gotta admit, I think I'm up for "The Most Random" award also. Therefore, this entry will be a myriad of random comments. (Myriad... I like that word!)

Random Comment #1: The one show I WILL NOT miss... Saved by the Bell, it's on everyday from 4-5pm on channel 56. (No, it's not a cable channel!) I forgotten how much I love Zack Morris. I normally don't go for the blond-haired type, but Zack Morris is a hottie. (Or should I say Mark-Paul Gosselaar, cuz it would be ridiculous to fall for a character.) So today's episode was the one where he gets to play principal for a week and tries to sweet talk Kelly into falling for his phony "No-Test" policy. He's so smooth! Such the con-artist! And ironically, I was attracted to that. (Yes, it was a drool-fest between my sister and I.) I normally hate smooth talkers! They remind me too much of politicians, but I realized that I'm such a walking contradiction... sometimes I DO want a Zack Morris, someone to keep me on my toes...

Random Comment #2: Sharon Tay has a strange choice of words... In her "Real People, Real News" bite, she says how she "schlep across the country and worked [her] way to the top." SCHLEP?! The way she says it, it almost sounds like she "slept" her way across the country. Who uses the word "schlep"?! I had to look in a dictionary to see what it means. (Schlep means to trek or hike.) Honestly, Sharon, bad choice of words... real bad connotation!

Random Comment #3: I'm just realizing what a pimp my little brother is. Yesterday, this girl called for my brother and said that her name was "Jennifer". Since my brother wasn't home, I asked if I could take a message. She hung up so quickly. I guess I scared her off. Anyway, when my brother got home, I told him that Jennifer called. Jerry was like, "I don't know a Jennifer! Was it something else?" Anyway, she called again later that night, and I lied for him and said that he was in the shower. (Honestly! He didn't want to talk on the phone!) So today, same girl calls again and says her name is "Kelly". So, I say, "I'm sorry, my brother doesn't know a Kelly. BYE!!!" (Hey, I gotta do my sisterly duties and scare off all the girls, right?) Well, "Jennifer/Kelly" called again 10 minutes ago, AND SHE FINALLY LEFT HER REAL NAME! It was Jessica, some girl in his grade. Well, he still didn't want to talk to her, so I just lied and said he was still at practice. (He really had JUST gotten back from practice!) Anyway, this whole episode reminded me of my days at Macy. I can vaguely recall prank calling a couple of guys with Karen Endo. She usually did the calling, but I think I called Kyle once. (No last names, but he's Kacey's brother. ::hint hint:: So sue me, all the girls liked him at one point.) For some reason, I REALLY don't like it that these girls are calling my brother! He's only a 7th grader for crying out loud!!!! Leave my baby alone!

Random Comment #4: My brother and I wrestle a lot. It's kinda scary now cuz he can flip me. He even carries me on his back! We play flinching games and he always tries to punch me in the face. I figure it's cuz he's going through that stage where it's not cool to say that he loves his big sister. So he does it by pretending to punch me. Whenever he does that, I just respond, "Yeah, Jer, I love you too." Gosh, they grow up so fast. ::tear::

Random Comment #5: I was telling my mom today how I finally filled up my frequent buyer card at IB Hoagies and finally got my free hoagie at the end of the school year. (If you've never eaten there before, YOU'RE MISSING OUT!!!) Okay, so doing the math... 10 hoagies means I spent over $40 on hoagies!!!! That's outrageous. That can't be good for my body... which leads me to my next random comment...

Random Comment #6: My dad and my brother keep saying I'm fat!!!! I remember back in February, I kept complaining to Ben about how my pants were too loose and that they kept slipping off. I was upset cuz I thought I'd have to buy brand new jeans. Well, forget that! My jeans are too tight now! I have this whole skootchie thing going on. My jeans literally cling to my skin! So my summer resolution... to try to get back to the size I was when I left for college. (Bad Freshmen 15!!!!)