LET THERE BE LIGHT
We've been living in the dark for the past two weeks, but as of this afternoon, the Dark Ages are finally over! It all started with a STUPID $8.49 floor lamp from Target. Sounds too good to be true, right? Of course it is. After Pablo so handily put the lamp together, the unveiling proved to be quite disappointing. It managed to short-circuit only PARTS of the kitchen and the darker half of the living room... AFTER it sent a spark through the outlet that almost took Pablo's hand off.
Even though Russell B managed to get by quite smoothly with the help of candles and a particular Curious George (Pablo's flashlight...), I gotta put out a complaint about our landlords! I must have put in at least 10 calls in to them over the span of these two weeks, asking them to fix our lights. Each time, they've assured me that they were on it. Well, yesterday when I made my complaint for the upteenth time, nobody picked up. So I left a slightly hostile message claiming that with rent day coming up so soon (like tomorrow), if they continue to neglect to fix our electricity, we were going to withhold our rent for this month. I cited a breach of contract (I think it's in our contract somewhere...). Within a matter of minutes, I got a phone call back, this time from Rob, (a private electrician hired by our landlords since they couldn't fix it themselves) saying that he would come fix it the next available time I had. (Wow, this guy was accommodating to MY schedule???)
Needless to say, Rob fixed the electricity, so everything's all gravy again. But did it really need to come down to a threat of our rent check??? That's shady. But then again, Rob, a middle-aged balding man, may be the shadiest one of all. He kept staring at our infamous Christmas portrait of the OG Russell B roommates and commenting that we looked like a "fun and good-looking bunch". He then proceeded to invite himself over this Sunday for our SuperBowl party. (I had to correct him by telling him, "Sir, there is NO party!") The home visit ended with a, "Well, you have my cell phone number. Call me ANYTIME." EW.